Sort of Drabble: Toothaches
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honoratBy Honorat Selonnet
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Johnny Depp owns the gold teeth. Disney owns the movie.
Summary: Jack is being obstinate. Why are we not surprised? Sort of a Drabble for the "Aches" challenge at Black Pearl Sails.
“Jack,” Bootstrap’s voice would brook no arguments. “We’ve taken a vote. You’ve got to go.”
“Bloody hell, Bill. I’ve told you before, I am not going.”
“If you don’t, you’re gonna start blowin’ the kneecaps off your shipmates just to improve your temper. Now don’t make me have to hit you over the head.”
“You couldn’t if you tried.”
“Since when was the infamous Jack Sparrow afraid of a little pain?”
“Bill, are you tryin’ to make me kill you? I’m not afraid of a little pain. I’m afraid of a bloody great awful lot of pain.”
“You’re already in a bloody great awful lot of pain. Now stop being such a namby pamby infant Jack.”
The only reply was the smack of a fist impacting a quickly thrown up defensive hand.
“You can get them replaced with gold.”
“Gold?”
“Yep.”
“Well now that’s different.”
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Johnny Depp owns the gold teeth. Disney owns the movie.
Summary: Jack is being obstinate. Why are we not surprised? Sort of a Drabble for the "Aches" challenge at Black Pearl Sails.
“Jack,” Bootstrap’s voice would brook no arguments. “We’ve taken a vote. You’ve got to go.”
“Bloody hell, Bill. I’ve told you before, I am not going.”
“If you don’t, you’re gonna start blowin’ the kneecaps off your shipmates just to improve your temper. Now don’t make me have to hit you over the head.”
“You couldn’t if you tried.”
“Since when was the infamous Jack Sparrow afraid of a little pain?”
“Bill, are you tryin’ to make me kill you? I’m not afraid of a little pain. I’m afraid of a bloody great awful lot of pain.”
“You’re already in a bloody great awful lot of pain. Now stop being such a namby pamby infant Jack.”
The only reply was the smack of a fist impacting a quickly thrown up defensive hand.
“You can get them replaced with gold.”
“Gold?”
“Yep.”
“Well now that’s different.”
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Date: 2005-08-02 05:54 pm (UTC)