Parody Carol: Elizabeth’s Carol

[honorat]

Perpetrated by Honorat
Disclaimer: Fear my Zombie Parody Muse.

Summary: Elizabeth insisted that all this masculine favouritism had to stop. So here is a carol from her. This is for all of you who wanted “Let it Snow” rehabilitated.

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Elizabeth’s Carol

The commodore’s proposing,
Though I think I might be dozing,
Since I’m in a too-tight gown,
I could drown.
I could drown.
I could drown.

Oh the pirates outside are spiteful,
And their bones are terribly frightful.
How I wish this were a dream.
Run and scream.
Run and scream.
Run and scream.

The pirate is drunk and sleeping,
While the rum in piles I’m heaping.
Since I’ve got places to go,
Let it blow.
Let it blow.
Let it blow.

You’re with pirates who should have died.
How I’ll hate going into that cave.
But if you will fight by my side,
All the way through, I’ll be brave.

Poor James is nearly crying,
And the pirate is good-byeing
But as long as you love me true,
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.

Comments

[aft-and-daft.livejournal.com]

woooohooo!!! I love it! Elizabeth needed a carol. :-) *but I do feel bad for poor James, as usual* :-) Very clever and funny!! Easy to remember too. :-)

Yay for the dreaded zombie parody muse!!!

[honorat.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you approve--in spite of poor James. This song and its rhyme scheme just lends itself to easy memory. Thanks for feeding the zombie muse.