Parody Carol: Sparrow the Pirate

[honorat]

Perpetrated by Honorat
Rated: G (for "gag me with a spoon")
Disclaimer: Zombie Pirate Parody Muse has barricaded me in the gaol and will not let me out until I write this!

Summary: Lieutenant Gillette has had one too many consolatory rums and is singing a little ditty. To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman" which might have been written with Jack in mind as it is!

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Sparrow the Pirate
is a viley dissolute soul,
with his jangly hair and his gold-shot smirk
and his eyes outlined with kohl.

Sparrow the Pirate
is a legend so they say--
just some purple prose--
but the Navy knows
how he came too true one day.

There had to be a curse
upon that gold medallion.
For when Liz tumbled from the Fort,
we ran Sparrow to the ground.

Sparrow the Pirate
was as guilty as could be.
He'd be made to pay,
destined for the Cay,
when he fished Liz from the sea.

Sparrow the Pirate
knew the noose was tight that day.
"Though you think you've won,
and holding Liz is fun,
now it's time I scoot away!"

Down through Port Royal
With a cutlass in his hand,
he ran here and there all around the square
saying, "Catch me if you can!"

He led us down the streets of town
right to the blacksmith shop,
where he fought with young Will Turner
till on him Brown got the drop.

Sparrow the Pirate
is in gaol for today.
Though he's raised some dust,
we can safely trust
he will never get away.

(Much Later)
Flippety, bump, trip,
Hoppety, thump, skip.
Look at Sparrow go!
Stealing our ship!
Norrie will flip!
This is my all time low!

Comments

[geekmama.livejournal.com]

You are just too, too good! As weemonkey6 says, "Awesome!!!"

[honorat.livejournal.com]

You are quick on the draw! Thank you so much for the speedy response. I'm glad you're enjoying these odd little things.

[benevolentround.livejournal.com]

LOVE your icon! Hee!

[order_of_chaos]

*grin*
Love the last verse, in particular!

[honorat.livejournal.com]

If you are refering to my attempt to describe Jack's flounce down the stairs to take the Dauntless, I'm delighted that you like it. But I'm having to question your literary taste! *Snork* Thanks.

[rennie1265.livejournal.com]

I'm close to speechless at this point due to the giggles. Ah, doesn't vily look like vilely? or is it getting too late for me tonight? I wonder where next you will strike? What poor, unsuspecting carol will be overcome and vanquished? I dread the next post (but want to see it anyway).

[rennie1265.livejournal.com]

Hmm, or did you mean wily? Now I'm getting more confused but that happens when no blood gets to the brain due to giggling fits.

[honorat.livejournal.com]

You're right about the vilely--it is too late at night! Or it was when I posted this. Mwahahahaha! You better watch out! You better hold tight! You better run fast and get out of sight! The Zombie Muse is Coming to Town!

[cymbeline.livejournal.com]

Flippety, bump, trip,
Hoppety, thump, skip.
Look at Sparrow go!
Stealing our ship!
Norrie will flip!
This is my all time low!


ROFL!!! This is great!

[honorat.livejournal.com]

Ha! Glad to provide laughs. Thanks.

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

Very very very amusing! Particularly love the last verse! Now it would be quite convenient if I knew how the melody of the song goes, actually... ;)

[honorat.livejournal.com]

So glad you liked it. Here's a link for the lyrics and the music. You'll have to follow along since there are no words in the music.

http://www.links2love.com/christmas_songs_frosty_snowman.htm

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA! Now it's even funnier, together with this tune! *gigglefits* Thanks for the link!

[demishock.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahahaha...

Favorite part: Sparrow the Pirate
knew the noose was tight that day.
"Though you think you've won,
and holding Liz is fun,
now it's time I scoot away!"

All this Christmas spirit is good for a person... though I hope it's not too uncomfortable in the gaol. ^_~V

[honorat.livejournal.com]

*Smirk* Merry Christmas from all the pirates and the navy! I'm glad you're enjoying the madness. It wouldn't be so bad in gaol if it wasn't getting so crowded in here with papers to grade, a herd of pirates, a ship, the parrot, a cat, and a rat.

[hms-dauntless.livejournal.com]

*LOL* Brilliant !

[honorat.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! *Makes an attempt to shine brilliantly* *Goes out to by some furniture polish*

[thekestrel.livejournal.com]

STOP, STOP!!! Your killing me here!!! :) My sides are splitting - what a funny find.

[honorat.livejournal.com]

Duct Tape--you can fix anything with Duct Tape--it's better than glue. So glad to give you a laugh. Thank you for commenting.

[benevolentround.livejournal.com]

Eeeee! These are all just so GOOD!

[honorat.livejournal.com]

Why thank you so much. Merry Christmas.

[benevolentround.livejournal.com]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you as well! :)

Darling

[kazrenelf.livejournal.com]

Just darling... and I could see Gillette just musing on this.

Re: Darling

[honorat.livejournal.com]

Yes, poor Gillette had a bad day the day Sparrow came to town! Thanks for the comment.