Meme: A Frenzy of Human Strange

[honorat]

I've never done one of these before. I have been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Gacked from celandineb, fabu and torn_eledhwen. Go here and enter a chunk of text from one of your stories. Translate it into any other language and paste the translation here. Then have Babelfish translate it back into English and see what it comes up with.

This was highly amusing.

French

L'animal s'est tenu avec la résistance patiente de sa sorte, sa tête accrochant sleepily, ignorant la frénésie de l'humain étrange qui avait envahi son domaine. S'il pourrait obtenir cet âne se déplaçant, les vitesses tourneraient. Jack a considéré cette possibilité intéressante. Naturellement la créature n'a pas semblé intéressée à se déplacer, mais Jack a imaginé qu'il pourrait l'encourager à changer ce qui a passé pour son esprit. Il a juste dû le faire sans devenir mis au courant du l'un ou l'autre la tige qui a mordu ou la poupe qui a donné un coup de pied

Translation

The animal was held with patient resistance of its kind, its head hanging sleepily, being unaware of the frenzy of human strange which had invaded its field. If it could obtain this moving ass, speeds would turn. Jack considered this interesting possibility. Naturally the creature did not seem interested to move, but Jack imagined that it could encourage it to change what passed for its spirit. It just had to do it without becoming put at the current of one or the other the stem which bit or the poop which gave a kick

Original

The animal stood with the patient endurance of its kind, its head hanging sleepily, ignoring the frenzy of the strange human that had invaded its domain. If he could get that donkey moving, the gears would turn. Jack considered that interesting possibility. Of course the creature did not look interested in moving, but Jack imagined he could encourage it to change what passed for its mind. He just needed to do it without becoming acquainted with either the stem that bit or the stern that kicked.


Jack as a "Frenzy of human strange"! Hahahahaha!

Comments

[rennie1265.livejournal.com]

Ah, I needed a laugh today. Thanks.

[honorat.livejournal.com]

Kinda makes one wonder who is the "moving ass" eh? Glad to provide the needed hilarity.

[demishock.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the product of what might happen if you sat Jack down and had him do stream-of-consciousness writing. XD

[honorat.livejournal.com]

XD Indeed. Jack's stream of consciousness would likely produce "the poop which gave a kick". Ha!

[demishock.livejournal.com]

And then he'd get sick of sitting still doing this silly writing exercise and start "becoming put at the current of one". *gigglesnort*

[honorat.livejournal.com]

*snerk* and the It doing the encouraging--Jack, who were we saying was a eunuch?