Pirate Carol: Jack’s Gettin’ Nothin’ for Christmas

by Honorat
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Blame it on the rum!
Summary: This doggerel muse has got to be deep-sixed. I can't stop writing execrable poetry! Beverage Alert!

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( Jack’s Gettin’ Nothin’ for Christmas )

Pirate Carol: Sparrow the Crazy Pirate

by Honorat
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Blame it on the rum!
Summary: More bad doggerel! Where is that never-to-be-sufficiently-despised muse!

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( Sparrow the Crazy Pirate  )