Navy Parody Carol: Norrie the Bold Commodore

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Perpetrated by Honorat
Rating: G (for gak!)
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Summary: More Navy Christmas Carols. Jack is going to be jealous. To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer".

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Norrie the bold commodore
Had a very shiny sword,
And if you ever saw it,
Your neck would soon meet a cord.

All of the other pirates
Used to quake and call him Scourge
They knew that if he caught them,
Their only song would be a dirge.

Then one sunny summer day, Sparrow came to say
Norrie with your sword so bright,
Look the other way tonight!

Then all the pirates loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
Norrie the bold commodore,
Let at least one man run free!